nerdy-south

nerdy-south:

glossylalia:

nerdy-south:

This is some Amanda Palmer trashcan liner nonsense and I am not at all surprised.

Actual psychic glossylalia.

Lately I get very irritable/angry when people ask me how my day was, “what’s new”, “tell me about your life” because I am incredibly aware of how stagnant I am right now. I have the same work schedule, the same few friends here (everyone what moved away). I’m not going on vacation or getting a “promotion” or dating. There is NO ONE new in my life. There is literally nothing new. The kids are always the same, the animals are always the same, on Sundays I rest.

Just stop fucking asking me.

cannelledusoleil

despairkomaeda:

despairkomaeda:

Do you ever think how surreal it is that there is an Internet subculture of young men who wear suits, collect guns and knives, disrespect women, but then watch a children’s cartoon about little fictional ponies and really enjoy it. Like I couldn’t make that up if I tried. How are we going to explain humanity to extraterrestrials at this rate

d o you guys ahve any idea how many bronies hav e sent me hate for this post . do you

ladyfabulous

captainamericaisavirgin:

blackzephyrus:

captainamericaisavirgin:

feminism never made me hate men but the reaction to feminism sure as shit did

some men* you literally cannot hate people you’ve never met or even heard of.

oh MY GOD OH MY GOD OHH M Y GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OHHHYM GOD OH MY GOD OH MY OD OOOOOH MY GOD oh MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD O H MY GO D OH MY GOD O H M Y GO D OH MY GOD OH MY GOD

blodwymm

Coming from a state champion baker:

docholligay:

If y’all use a decent box mix and use melted butter instead of vegetable oil, an extra egg, and milk instead of water, no one can tell the difference. I sure as hell can’t. 

Also, if you add a little almond extract to vanilla cake, or a little coffee to chocolate cake, it sends it through the roof. 

This concludes me attempting to be helpful.